National Slap your husband day

On November 28th it’s National Slap your husband day!!

Husband: Hey babe
Wife: *Slaps husband*
Husband: Ow! what was that for!?
Wife: Today’s National Slap your husband day!

by Flowers are... beautiful February 2, 2021

Your mom

A deadly phrase used to execute death row inmates in the U.S.A.

Your mom

by bwuuz April 4, 2022

Kill your self

Kill your self

#JK

Kill your self

#JK

by TechTronic85 December 1, 2016

use your fucking head

USE YOUR BRAIN YOU FUCKING CACA BEAN. OR JUST PAY ATTENTION

"Why're they calling me ugly?"
Use your fucking head

by Batwayne.ha March 3, 2017

stain your own lane

Doing something stupid in your area of expertise

I tell my scientist friend whose comments reveal his prejudices by dismissing the facts, don’t stain your own lane.

by DocM&M August 16, 2020

your mom

a shit head

if you go into the kitchen and scream fortnite kid 360 times a person called your mom will beat the shit out of you

by yourdad8913 March 28, 2022

flick your chicken

Masturbating with a rubber chicken all like *flurp flurp flurp* and stuff.

Dang girl, you want me to flick your chicken or what?

by peteywubbz November 29, 2016