THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF ME! Where as people are going out of their way to make it look like I'm shit for free....
Hym "Elon is a retarded fraud who pays people to make it look like he isn't shit and is rumored to have manufactured his 1# on the Diablo leaderboard (By paying someone to play for him) and got exposed while playing Path Of Exile 2."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
mugGet the Retarded Fraud Who Pays People To Make It Look Like He Isn't Shitmug.

Fukka dis shit Im out

What people in Hiroshima must've thought after the bombs dropped
*smoke clears*
I donno wattafuck jus hoppin'. But I ron't really care. Imma getta fuk outta heh'
Fukka dis shit Im out.
by ThisSiteIsOlderThanMe March 7, 2016
mugGet the Fukka dis shit Im outmug.

shit

shit = bad (this is A shit)
shit = good (this is THE shit)
shit = object (this shit is easy)
shit = person (look at that piece of shit)
shit = nothing (I don't know shit)
shit = anything (I can't deal with her shit)
shit = disbelieve (no shit!)
shit = surprise (aw shit!)
shit = poop (I took a shit)
shit = care (I give a shit)
shit = don't care (I don't give a shit)
shit = bully (to take shit)
shit = insult (give someone shit)

shit = insult again (talk shit about someone)
by miguelh2 November 1, 2022
mugGet the shitmug.

Shit Rumble

When you have diarrhea and your stomach gurgles as a sign you're running out of time and have to get to a toilet ASAP.
Similiar to the Death Rattle, however instead of a it being death that awaits, its a life threatening toilet experience
Oh god im getting the shit rumble dear God help me
by Torbalan March 16, 2024
mugGet the Shit Rumblemug.

Confirmation Shit

A shit so large and solid, that it confirms the fact that the male g-spot is in the anus.
Mike was really homophobic till he had his first confirmation shit last week
by chiefwhitebeast November 30, 2024
mugGet the Confirmation Shitmug.

Can't have shit in

Can't have shit in is a phrase users say online, it has a US state after the "in" part (it varies with any state).

It originally started out after someone posted a picture of their house and their porch missing on Facebook captioning it with, "Opened the door 🚪 and fell I’m pissed 😤 Can’t have shit in Cincinnati mfs done stole my porch bra 😠". Someone then re-posted it and re-captioned it to ,"Someone stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell 🤦 ♂️ u can't have shit in Detroit". The "Can't have shit in" phrase spread like wildfire with it varying between US states/cities. It points to the fact that you can't have shit anywhere without some mf taking it even if it has the littlest value to it, it also points to the fact mfs will just steal the most obcure random thing.
Person 1: Nahhh bro mfs done took all the shingles off my roof
Person 2: Can't have shit in Detroit
by Iwantamommysooobad November 10, 2022
mugGet the Can't have shit inmug.

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