shit

when u laugh at ur own joke

jesse:makes a f ton of meth

walter:thats a valley of meth

walter:hahahahahahahhahahahahahah
also walter:shit

by anonymous January 29, 2022

Doug Shit

The stuff that one guy at work does that should get him fired but somehow doesn't.

Boss: "Hey, who broke the saw cutting 3 plates at once?"

Worker: "You know who. He's always up to some Doug Shit."

by kingkuvathemilklord May 1, 2024

Shit Lining

Literally the opposite of Silver Lining

"Hey, a brilliant scientist just found a way to extend average human lifespan, such a good news right?"

"Sounds like so, but why?, Why would you want to live longer? Being an old, lanky, and damn rusty is not good, at the end, you just still die, just like "Average" human being."

"Can you not always Shit Lining like that? What's wrong with you?"

by SimVael August 2, 2020

Shit

Pooppooopopopppopooop shit shit shit shit shit

Shyanne: shit
Eros: shit
Emily: shit
Devin: shit
Phoenix: shit
Dominic: shit
Lyric: shit

by Jelly54320 November 12, 2018

Ghost Shit

When you take a shit, but when you look in the bowl, it's not there. You wipe, and you're clean. Did you really shit?

It probably sank down into the pipe or whatever, but *how do you know?*

I swear i just took a Ghost Shit. No evidence at all.

by hardturkeycider June 27, 2021

Getting your shit tossed

1. Getting your hair done
2. Getting fucked

1. “Can you come over tomorrow or are you getting your shit tossed”
2. I went over his house last night hands got my shit tossed”

by Amos: wtf.t July 13, 2018

Its too early for this shit

Too sleep-deprived in the morning to care. Where the fuck is my coffee?

Chaos is in the background at 7 in the morning.
Why the fuck am I here? I should have drank my coffee, its too early for this shit. *Random scream* Bro Stfu

by IhaveToomuchInternetAcess March 29, 2025