my man in Beirut

I know a guy on the inside, someone who has been there, done that.

I want to know more about the islands off the coast of somewhere and my friend has been there so he is my man in Beirut.

by Geteds June 4, 2024

my mother was ripped to shreds by mole rats :3

Something from a copypasta I saw one time

my mother was ripped to shreds by mole rats :3

by KaijuNerd September 6, 2025

Get outta my trash

My neighbors nickname for me.

Gerald: Hey! Get outta my trash!
Me: Wassup Gerald!
Gerald: No! Get. Out. Of . My. Trash!
Me: How you doing!
Gerald: *Throws brick*

by Heywhoturnedoutthelights March 13, 2018

Noo My Pods!

When a boy has airpods in his ear, and his girl (or sexual partner of choice) takes them out and smushes them into a fine paste/powder. It is then dropped all over the boy and then he is vacuumed up, which then he is launched into the air into the sexual partners breasts. It continues on from there...

Some Bitch: Are you ready for your dih to be sucked?
Guy: Hell yeah! *listening to some shitty music like femtanyl or something*
*then she takes the pods out of his ears and crushes them*
Guy: Noo My Pods!

by 98crobins August 14, 2025

dipping my toes in the water

This is said when one has licked the clit a few times

ny: yeah i was only “dipping my toes in the water” a little
jesus: WOW!! SHE LET YOU LICK HER CLIT???

by NOTGRLHUSBAND September 30, 2025

protecting my energy

Avoiding commitment to a relationship to avoid damage to your “energy”. “Energy” referring to your present being, while also being a double entendre as it can also refer to physical energy and it’s depletion.

Lucki: Told her I love her, but I’m never settling, probably repetitive. Protecting my energy.

by myecks July 8, 2023

ping my blog

It's a computer geek term. It doesn't really matter what it means it just sound so useful. It sort of rolls off your tongue. Just begs to be repeated. Sounds like words you could use for anything.

ping your blog, Pinging my blog, pinging her blog, Hey ping my blog. I got my blog pinged today! Hold on a minute, I'm pinging my blog. I was in my front yard pinging my blog. Wassup dog, jus pingin muh blog

by Iftakhar August 18, 2009