London: Hey Jayden *kisses*
Jayden: What was that for?!?
London: It’s national kiss your crush day!
Jayden: Oh then where is savannah, I need to give her a kiss!
London: oh.. okay ;(
Jayden: What was that for?!?
London: It’s national kiss your crush day!
Jayden: Oh then where is savannah, I need to give her a kiss!
London: oh.. okay ;(
by Simpinghuman October 17, 2020
Get the Kiss your crush daymug. Person 1:If your looking at this mug give me aggressive head
Person: Aw Shucks *gives aggressive head
Person: Aw Shucks *gives aggressive head
by Giovanni's Boyfriend March 25, 2025
Get the If your looking at this mug give me aggressive headmug. When you are playing a sport where you wear cleats such as soccer or football and somebody steps on your dick.
Person 1: Did Conner just cleat your meat?
Person 2: Yes, I looked at my dick and it was bleeding, I think it's scarred!
Person 1: That's it I'm gonna kick his ass.
Person 2: Yes, I looked at my dick and it was bleeding, I think it's scarred!
Person 1: That's it I'm gonna kick his ass.
by 22 Knowledge March 18, 2016
Get the Cleat your meatmug. 
by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022
Get the your mommug. I like how your-mom-has-a-dick. its nice.
by pookieposts January 18, 2023
Get the your-mom-has-a-dickmug. a 2020s slang word
a slut that gets thrown on their own bed by their daddy and one of the bed's wooden planks snap in half-
a slut that gets thrown on their own bed by their daddy and one of the bed's wooden planks snap in half-
by lxss♡hannah April 5, 2021
Get the grazing your bummug.