THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF ME! Where as people are going out of their way to make it look like I'm shit for free....
Hym "Elon is a retarded fraud who pays people to make it look like he isn't shit and is rumored to have manufactured his 1# on the Diablo leaderboard (By paying someone to play for him) and got exposed while playing Path Of Exile 2."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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Gang shit

To take a gang shit you shit with the gang in a shitty run down service station on the M6
by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019
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oh shit stick

The handle located inside of passenger cars commonly grabbed onto when something goes wrong. Elderly sometimes use the oh shit stick to assist with entering or exiting cars.
I was ridding shotgun, and the driver was drunk. I grabbed the oh shit stick every time he hit the gas.
by cëllPirate November 16, 2021
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swamp shit torpedo

someone in the act of thrusting their green spray-painted penis inside of a pregnant woman's asshole
yeah, he also swamp shit torpedo'd me last night. *other person* wow how beautiful!
by george droyd December 11, 2024
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shit the bed

When you fail miserably, usually with style, on a given task. Most commonly used when you're given an advantage and/or something easy, and still manage to screw it up.
John: Boy, you really shit the bed on that one. How do you lose a 4 v 1?

Karl: You're 0 and 3, stfu.
by Harry Pero Test Ease March 18, 2021
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Shit-dicks

When things turn shit-dicks
Ahhhhh, the fucking snags a burns... shit-dicks!
by Ffsgivmeabreak October 09, 2020
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Martucky Shit Show

A bi-monthly gathering typically in the evening hours when a very, very Simple Majority of Martucky city officials bordering on collusion always vote together and take special pride in their lack of transparency and accountability to the public they serve. Special emphasis on treating constituents with disrespect that often leads name-calling, stonewalling, public ridicule, and cussin'.
Wow!'I went to Martucky city council meeting last night and it turned into a real Martucky Shit Show!
by Barney Ushley January 08, 2025
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