shit dem

shocked/suprised

bro: yo look at dat ting over dere
me: shit dem she’s got bunddaaaaa

by i.forgot.my.name October 1, 2020

[big shit sandwich]

verb- giving an unexpected or very intense disappointment to another person, team, group, ect.

The Giants gave the Patriots a big shit sandwich in the Superbowl.

by ǝɹǝɥsıʇdnɐɥ January 12, 2009

Retarded Fraud Who Pays People To Make It Look Like He Isn't Shit

THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF ME! Where as people are going out of their way to make it look like I'm shit for free....

Hym "Elon is a retarded fraud who pays people to make it look like he isn't shit and is rumored to have manufactured his 1# on the Diablo leaderboard (By paying someone to play for him) and got exposed while playing Path Of Exile 2."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

Shit-lent Green

Green shit. Your digestive system is probably working too fast and didn’t get the bile out of your dump. Or your just ate a shitton of asparagus and discoloured it.

Bob: Alright, who left a lump of Shit-lent Green in the toilet?

Alice: (looking back and forth) Wasn’t me.
Bob: Cut down on the asparagus, I beg you!

by E hates Q January 8, 2024

Shit-water-dick

When your dick is so long that it falls into the water after you’ve taken a shit.

“Did you hear that Tom claimed he’s big enough to have a Shit-water-dick”

by Sir big peni March 10, 2018

Shit frisbees

Used to express when someone will react poorly, lose their temper, or panic in a given situation.

"Everyone shits frisbees when he walks into the room"
"If I don't get this draft finished by lunchtime my boss is going to shit frisbees"

by BMC_ September 27, 2023

shit

literally anything

shit = bad (this is A shit)
shit = good (this is THE shit)
shit = object (this shit is easy)
shit = person (look at that piece of shit)
shit = nothing (I don't know shit)
shit = anything (I can't deal with her shit)
shit = disbelieve (no shit!)
shit = surprise (aw shit!)
shit = poop (I took a shit)
shit = care (I give a shit)
shit = don't care (I don't give a shit)
shit = bully (to take shit)
shit = insult (give someone shit)

shit = insult again (talk shit about someone)

by miguelh2 November 1, 2022