shit-ton

Precisely, 6075 USC pounds.

More generally, in excess of an ass-ton, but less than a fuck-ton.

This truck pulls a shit-ton, son, but you cain't load 'er up with that much Quikrete.

by MrFarnsworth October 21, 2016

shit-n-spin

When a woman has sex with a man that is in the act of pooping on a toilet.

Man: “I have to take a shit.”

Woman: “can we do the shit-n-spin?”

by Penelopeee Johnson May 1, 2025

shitting sheets

the time during which someone is a baby or very young. comes from how babies tend to poop in their sheets.

Dinosaurs were around when Larry King was shitting sheets.

by purplehater October 19, 2008

upper shit

When it hurts, but it is not your tummy and it is not your immediate shit - it is the upper shit.

Damn, I shouldn't have eaten that burrito, I can feel it in my upper shit. I am going to have a bad time at the toilet soon.

by DongJones November 30, 2015

Fist my shit cannon

To insert your fist into someone's anus

My girlfriend was so nasty last night she said fist my shit cannon

by Lasersword May 6, 2018

Bite Shit

A phrase used to describe when you're recording the bass part for a song but suddenly you just absolutely suck at playing

"I may record my part tonight if I don't totally bite shit"

by Conkyboii May 24, 2018

shit the bed eileen

An expression of amazement,disbelief.

Boss-" your fired."
Me-" well shit the bed Eileen."

by Mudslinger69 February 24, 2019