by yoobro November 4, 2020
Get the schoolmug. Your banging your gf got her bent over and railing her hard so you stop to piss and your grandfather pops in to finish her off.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024
Get the Old schoolmug. The definition of hell. You get up a 6 in the morning to go to a prison, get yelled at, get boarded to death, learn the same bullshit everyday and eat the schools "lunch" which by the way tastes like crap. I mean how does learning the surface area of a cone help you in any way? How does reading how Macbeth slaughtered a ton of people help you? What I'm trying to say is if your home schooled your lucky. You get to stay home and get taught new things every day while everyone else is rotting in a living hell being board to death.
Mom: Time to go to school honey!
Me: I'd rather die
Mom: Well that's to bad.
Me: GOD SOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME!!!!
Me: I'd rather die
Mom: Well that's to bad.
Me: GOD SOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME!!!!
by Alexdaboi April 27, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. by JSHVDYTFYSTXBSHABSDJVKSYDUYcVU November 8, 2022
Get the Schoolmug. School is very shitty and a stupid bitch that no one likes, everyone there is shit, and some teachers are very rude.
Teacher 1: hi Lacey!
Teacher 2: hi Maria! Do you think kids love school?
Teacher 1: of course they do!
Student: NO WE DONT!
Teacher 2: hi Maria! Do you think kids love school?
Teacher 1: of course they do!
Student: NO WE DONT!
by I speak facts. May 20, 2021
Get the Schoolmug. What community is there, people who go there are essentially forced to wear black socks and a blazer even in the hotter months, the year 9s come up to the year 11s asking them for vapes or money for vapes (which 99% of the time, the year 11s never get that money back), the most rated year is year 11, year 10s are alright to a certain extent, its the year 8s and 7s you gotta watch out for (they're just extremely weird), the headteacher forces us to change back into our school uniforms after PE, which is stupid and he is a lot more stricter than ever, basically Prison Academy now.
Tyrone: Mate, how the fuck are you surviving Lister Community School?
Jason: Don't you mean Prison Academy, I have year 9s coming up to me asking me to buy them a vape, our headteacher is essentially cruel and the year 7s and 8s are just mega weird as a whole.
Tyrone: Glad I don't go there
Jason: That's not just it though, our headteacher forces us to wear black socks and our blazers in the summer when it's blazing hot, and he forces us to change in our school uniforms after PE, I'm wasting another 10 minutes of my life changing, other schools hardly do this. Community School my ass, sounds more like Prison Academy.
Jason: Don't you mean Prison Academy, I have year 9s coming up to me asking me to buy them a vape, our headteacher is essentially cruel and the year 7s and 8s are just mega weird as a whole.
Tyrone: Glad I don't go there
Jason: That's not just it though, our headteacher forces us to wear black socks and our blazers in the summer when it's blazing hot, and he forces us to change in our school uniforms after PE, I'm wasting another 10 minutes of my life changing, other schools hardly do this. Community School my ass, sounds more like Prison Academy.
by yournansasocialreject102 February 26, 2022
Get the Lister Community Schoolmug. 