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School

The definition of hell. You get up a 6 in the morning to go to a prison, get yelled at, get boarded to death, learn the same bullshit everyday and eat the schools "lunch" which by the way tastes like crap. I mean how does learning the surface area of a cone help you in any way? How does reading how Macbeth slaughtered a ton of people help you? What I'm trying to say is if your home schooled your lucky. You get to stay home and get taught new things every day while everyone else is rotting in a living hell being board to death.

Mom: Time to go to school honey!
Me: I'd rather die
Mom: Well that's to bad.
Me: GOD SOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME!!!!

by Alexdaboi April 27, 2020