I don't give a flying fuck

I don't give a flying fuck is a combination of words you say when you don't care about something.

Person 1: I just ate some mac n cheese

person 2: I don't give a flying fuck

by Oceeandude April 27, 2022

titty fuck your butt cheeks

To titty fuck butt cheeks is to take your member and take your partner and lube up the butt cheeks and squezze them together and begin to thrust your member inbetween them simulating the feeling of a pussy.

Mosley said to Mike, "If you dont knock it off im going to titty fuck your butt cheeks!!!" or "Hunny I'm on my period and you know I don't like to do it in the butt. Well can I titty fuck your butt cheeks?"

by EasyE186 March 29, 2013

hand slutting fuck slapper

Someone that is such an annoying drunk that you force yourself to leave the room to keep from beating thier face in.

Person One: Hey dude, that guys such a hand slutting fuck slapper.
Person Two: Ya I think we should leave before we get in to trouble.

by Cameron P March 13, 2004

zombie skull fuck

When a zombie eats your eyeballs out and then fucks your eye sockets to death.

Oh Shit! Tom got Zombie Skull Fucked!

by Kitty Licker 666 January 20, 2014

fuck me hair

That trendy hairstyle in which young sloots give themselves a pompadour.

Amy's trashy new ways were accompanied by sex pants and fuck me hair.

by Bruiser Bradley October 7, 2008

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick

Exclamation of surprise or shock as a result of nothign short of a miracle.

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick! How did you get pregnant without having sex?!

by scalz July 10, 2006

And then i fucked her up the ass

What you say when you're in the middle of a story and realize no one's listening.

I'm sitting at the dinner table, telling my girlfriends family about how we met. As I'm getting to the funny part, i realize no one's listening, so i abruptly finish with "and then i fucked her up the ass!"

by goodlord! November 24, 2015