goofy ass dxpa

it's when an user of the social network dxpnet.com went to far. an user of dxpnet.com is a dxper.
a dxper, a dxpa.

Random1: "I need a new name for my profile, which one i should choose ? why not starwars"
Random2: "that's cringe you are definilty a goofy ass dxpa"
Random1:"i know"

by metisgoblin January 14, 2017

ass mousse

When dried semen gets stuck in an untrimmed ass hair.

"My friend said her crack was itchy because her ass mousse dried around her thong"

by Poundcakes January 17, 2017

Fuck ass

Some being beyond retarded

Don't be a fuck ass man

by Exquisite smith January 17, 2017

Head ass

This person will do dumb things but somehow end up being funny

Did you see keiry's snapchat story? Shes such a head ass

by Litape January 18, 2017

shit balls and ass cock

Something you say when you fuck up... royally.

Oh, shit balls and ass cock! I left the car in neutral and now it's in the lake.

by RowVII January 20, 2017

ass

(_!_) = Normal Ass

(__!__) = Big Ass

(!) = Tight Ass

(_?_) = Dumb Ass

(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass

(_$_) = Rich Ass

(_x_) = Kiss My Ass

(_X_) = Get Off My Ass

Wow hes got that ass.

by thetelegraph2017 January 23, 2017

ass memory

When you have the perfect memory of the perfect butt, in a way of having a brain journal of all passed perfect butts you have actually seen and can recite every detail about them from memory.

Brian used his ass memory to describe a girl he had seen earlier at the gym that day.

by kaptain kernel January 24, 2017