Tonka Truck dick (T²d)

Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.

Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).

by Lil2high July 21, 2024

Wind your dick in

When a man tries to use his perceived male superiority (physical, intellect, experience, seniority at work etc), this phrase can be offered in response by a female. Can be useful in dealing with attempts at mansplaining.

Derived from the phrase “wind your neck in”.

“I didn’t ask to be told how to get the computer to work, Roger. Wind your dick in!”

by Wight Eggy January 22, 2025

dick flik

Quite like Netflix and chill, a dick flik is a movie you watch while getting head and or pussy.

I gotta make sure to pick a dick flik on netflix. I'm trying to get some.

by MDPats3 November 28, 2016

Dick Rider

Reggie Miller

Watching NBA Games Are So Annoying Whenever He's A Commentator

Who

Reggie Miller

Yeah I Agree He's A Dick Rider Fa Sho

by HitmanGBC November 15, 2022

Bigass Nigga Dick

Just some big nigga shit yall will never understand

Yall are bigass nigga dicks

by milk jar March 8, 2025

Trailer dick

When you are giving a country boy a blow job in the farmland.

Howdy! Did you give little johnny trailer dick last night!

by Trailer boy March 3, 2017

Dick TracyGate

On or round October 30, 2021, Hunter John Skarecrow (AKA, HJS; AKA "Rat"), shared three copies of Dick on social media. The On Cinema community has since denounced HJS as a "pervert," while he has claimed that the Dick Pics were of some thing culled "Dick Tracy." Only history can judge his actions.

Have you heard HJS' latest comments on Dick TracyGate?

by Rob190431 December 24, 2021