Toilet Jerk

The toilet jerk is when you jerk off on the toilet. Most likely to happen after being denied from a female or before taking a shower.

John: Yo this chick finessed me tonight after she said she was gonna come thru and suck some dick.

Adam: Damn man, rip a toilet jerk and call it a night.

by JT slay November 10, 2022

Doilet toilet

Another meaning for “ah shucks” or “darn it”

Doilet toilet, I forgot my lunch box at work!

by juju_OKC December 27, 2021

Toilet Confetti

The left-over poop particles after a poop has been flushed.

"I walked in the bathroom and could tell you had a pot party from all the toilet confetti gathered at the bottom of the bowl."

by Diana Clark March 7, 2014

toilet pretzel

When your stomach is upset and you shit a log in the toilet in the shape of a pretzel.

My guy, can you pull over at that gas station. I gotta make a toilet pretzel.

by Colonel musterd September 4, 2022

broken toilet

When an asian girl invites you over for anal

Kim Lee asked me to come over and fix her BROKEN TOILET

by DaddyKnows December 1, 2016

toilet run

A strategy or speedrun that succeeds, but only by unconventional means, or that comes very close to ending multiple times.

Holy shit! How did he pull that off?
I know right? That was a real toilet run.

by phlogchamp September 11, 2021

go down the toilet

be completely lost or wasted; fail utterly.

"they didn't want to see their investment go down the toilet"

by Arminkshipper July 18, 2024