pussy fucking willow tree

A dick of exceptional size, approximatelty the length of an enitre willow tree. Its the marco polo of the pussy, no stuffing needed. only the best pussy is capable of handling it.
"Only Tori and Catherine are goood enough for my pussy fucking willow tree."

"DDaaaamn im sore from that pussy fucking willow tree."
by cathhhNtorrriii September 17, 2009
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poop-flinging-tree-monkeys

The average person. Characterized by their poor decision making skills, their life is a shrine to mediocrity.
Poop-flinging-tree-monkeys are responsible for electing the President.
by El Duderino August 27, 2006
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Free Range Christmas Tree

A Christmas tree cut down in the forest, most likely illegally by hicks, who are too cheap to go out and buy their own tree.
Cletus: Hey Billy Bob, you git yer Christmas tree from the tree lot down the road?

Billy Bob: No way, I saw a nice lookin' tree when I was drivin' down the highway, so I chopped her down and threw my nice free range Christmas tree in the back of my truck. Tis the season!
by Laleph December 14, 2010
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Tree-Dong-Dolphin-Dive

The act of taking the eyes of a chicken, a chunk of salmon, and some dog fesis, and putting them in a blender or mashing them together in a bowl with a spoon. Afterwards, taking the now brown slimy 'liquid' and covering it on the head of your, or your partners penis. The partner will then proceed to suck the 'liquid' off of the head of the penis.
Nate did the T-Triple D (Tree-Dong-Dolphin-Dive) with that nasty slut last night!

I heard that the T-Triple D can make you sick as shit!

When me and my boyfriend did the T-Triple D, I must have sucked 2 pounds off of him!
by impopcicle July 25, 2012
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Purple Bush Tree BDSM

Where you spray paint your dick in bush then fuck someone on tree till your both purple
“Hey babe do you wanna try sum Purple Bush Tree BDSM”
“Oh yeah you know I love your purple dick inside me
by Trippie-Seth July 18, 2021
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just built a tree fort

An inconspicuous term used to notify friends that you had intercourse for a long period of time. That you figuratively just "camped-out" at her "site".

(aka= was building a tree fort)
GUY1: "So what did you do last weekend?"
GUY2: "well, not much. . . just built a tree fort"
by Tomchew87 October 02, 2014
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fat nippled oak tree

A slang word for a small white penis with warts on it.
Girl1: Holy shit Brad has the smallest fat nippled oak tree!
Girl2: The fuck is a fat nippled oak tree nigga.
by Busty Jew April 20, 2018
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