Texas Sized Chili Ring

The un-wiped shit-covered asshole of a morbidly obese woman
Waiter: Have you decided on an order?
Connor: I’ll have a Texas Sized Chili Ring
Waiter: Alright, and how about you, sir?
Garrett: Make that two, sir
by D4L3 July 22, 2022
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ring packet

When someone puts an unopened condom packet in another person's arse.
Bitch bent over and had a ring packet.
by Ryangoslingpub May 05, 2019
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Buzz Ring

Describes the discomfort felt from an extremely itchy ringpiece, often requiring repeated clawing to remedy.
In response to the enquiring (perhaps disgusted) looks as I vigourously deep-scratched my anus, I justified my actions by explaining that "I've got buzz ring". And continued with a clear conscience.
by LargeBear February 26, 2008
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bloody ring ding

When you get hit in the balls so hard you bleed from your eyes.
Last week Carl gave me a bloody ring ding! I cried only for 3 hours.
by Chickenringdinger February 01, 2017
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brown ring of death

When a person sits down on a chair and their asshole (that they did not wipe that good) leaves a brown ring on the chair or object they are sitting on.
I can’t believe he left a brown ring of death on my great grandmother’s couch
by Seresan July 12, 2024
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Brown ring of death

The brown ring of death is whenever a person sits on an object naked and their asshole (that they did not wipe that good) leaves a brown ring on said object.
oh my God what the fuck dude you left a brown ring of death on my grandmother’s chair
by Seresan July 12, 2024
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cock block ring

A device simple or extravagant that when placed on a woman's left ring finger effectively blocks her from accepting the advances of other men regardless of the qualities the other men possess.

Other names for this device are "promise ring" or "engagement ring"
Chris's friend Tim "Hey Chris I just saw your girl having dinner with another guy... I think you are in trouble because they looked damn good together!"

Chris "damn I better give her a cock block ring!"
by Romandell October 22, 2017
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