Dirty Sandoval

Is when The Nevada State Governor "Brian Sandoval" fucks the state workers and wipes it under the public's nose.

Nevada State workers getting fucked again by that Dirty Sandoval..

by nevada blue January 26, 2011

Dirty Clifford

The Dirty Clifford is the act of inserting 23 hard boiled eggs into the anal cavity, while masturbating.

Following an orgasm you eject the eggs, and human waste into a bowl, blend together the eggs and waste and consume the mix.

Bro I did a Dirty clifford last night and my mom wondered where the eggs went when she tried to make breakfast this morning

by Kekkekkek1 April 12, 2020

dirty jarred

When your girls does not shower for 40 days, and when she spreads her legs it looks like you are pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich.

1: last night my girl had a dirty jarred going on.
2: what did you do?
3: I went in anyway, pussy is pussy.

by DrinkinBro December 31, 2016

dirty Dawid

When you take two fingers, dip them in mayonnaise and try to finger your flatmates sister while he is asleep.

Did you see Dawid’s hot sister?

Yeah I pulled of the dirty dawid last night!

by Mr. Trank April 16, 2020

dirty kit

the antibacterial bag that separates dirty from clean.

hey mate have you bought your dirty kit yet?

by steven146 August 29, 2020

Dirty Jon

Using a driving glove to have a wank, especially when driving a Landrover on the M25.

Aah, this traffic jam is awful. I think I'll releive the boredom and have Dirty Jon...

by ThatBoyBotter April 18, 2020

Dirty Tuscadero

Just before intercourse, the woman makes a stool. Instead of wiping, she smothers her groin area with the stool. Hereafter the guy and woman have sex. After the guy climaxes in the womans vagina, he gets down and eats both the cum, stool and all other fluids.

we did the Dirty Tuscadero. Boy was it messy.

by Bambam from DK August 22, 2011