Missouri ring of fire.

A Missouri ring of fire is when you are doing a girl doggie style and you stick a finger in her ass using icy hot as lube.

My ass is still on fire after my husband used icy hot as lube last night giving me a Missouri ring of fire.

by Jbd1973 May 18, 2023

Onion Rings

Kane's specific pronounciation of Onion Rings before it became a meme

'Onion Rings'

by Zebraman77 October 30, 2023

blowing rings

When someones is blowing smoke in the shape of a round rings

Me and jo were smokeing hookah and I was blowing rings non-stop

by dream cacher nm May 15, 2015

Brown ring of death

The brown ring of death is whenever a person sits on an object naked and their asshole (that they did not wipe that good) leaves a brown ring on said object.

oh my God what the fuck dude you left a brown ring of death on my grandmother’s chair

by Seresan July 12, 2024

Idiot Ring

An Idiot Ring is a ring shaped mark (usually in the form that of a bruise)created by the kick of a scoped gun (primarily rifles) after the person shooting said gun put their eye too close to the scope,

Will forgot to keep some distance from his muzzleloader’s scope and got a gnarly Idiot Ring.

by DaddyMortal November 10, 2021

Crusty Onion Ring

The ring of poop the collects under the head of the penis after anal sex.

Not to be confused with poop noodle

Damn, that girls poopy butt hole left me with a Crusty Onion Ring.

by Fry McFryguy June 11, 2018

Ring Flutter

A fluttering of the anus, either in the form of flatulence or of a post Taco Bell experience.

He had Taco Bell on Friday and still has ring flutter today, so he has called in sick.

by fairyflyflo April 20, 2021