left cock

A left angular curve in the irrect penis. Usually caused from a blow to the dick. Found in rare specimens
"Zack had a raging left cock"
"that tranny has a hard left cock"
by poppycock245 December 28, 2011
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Cock Vacuum

An alternate form of a "slut" or "whore" in social terms of females. However, it can be used to describe a friend or foe by using it as an insult.

A woman who sucks so much male genitalia she resembles a vacuum. Evidently the vacuum was made for sucking.
Chewbacca: I used to go out with Crystal, she was a real man stick sausage lover.

Jackson: Yeah, I heard she was a real deal Cock Vacuum.

Chewbacca: It was like I had a Hoover Vacuum attached to my cock every minute of the day.

Jackson: Amen!
by Chewbaccaontherocks September 02, 2011
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cock goo

The creamy white substance that spontainiously squirts out of the male reproductive organ during sexual intercourse or during masturbation.
"Aye jimmy I fucked Lisa for hours and before I knew it my rooster puked up a good pint of cock goo into Lisa's creamy cunt then she licked it all off of my iron hard rod"
by Lilcocker February 09, 2014
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cock sprinkles

The act of putting sprinkles on on a guys dick and sucking it off to make it sweeter.
"Girl I was at zacks house and it went south I gave him some cock sprinkles"
by Kkkarltin October 01, 2017
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kash cock

oh my gosh did you see that guy he had major kash cock!!!
by toomcuhbootee March 26, 2010
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Knuckle Cock

Finger fucking a guy's girl under the table at a bar while he is at the table, then punching him in the face afterwards, karate style, with two fingers, like Chuck Norris.
I knuckle cocked that douchebag and took a shot of Jack to top off the night.
by JDawgBroncos1! May 05, 2019
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