A scrumptious dark chocolate, espresso cake. There may be caramel involved...and maybe some other stuff. When seen, girls dating boys with the name of 'Karl' will often seek to inform them of the fact of its existence no matter the time of day or night.
by rustedspoonsoflove May 8, 2016
Get the Captain Karlmug. The promise of oral sex while driving, as repayment for money or favours previously provided.
The promise usually goes unfulfilled, as does the person who is owed.
The promise usually goes unfulfilled, as does the person who is owed.
Bawwy: "Just give me the money. I'll owe you a Road Captain's Favour"
Pez: "Fine, I'll give you the money."
Pez: "Fine, I'll give you the money."
by thegoatofwisdom June 17, 2021
Get the Road Captain's Favourmug. Did you see matthew staffords comeback against the cowboys? He is called captain clutch for a reason.
by matthew staffords son September 10, 2020
Get the Captain Clutchmug. When the partner keeps one foot on the top of the bathtub dry during sex or to prevent the ankle monitor from getting wet.
by spacebarshift2012 January 17, 2024
Get the The Captain Morganmug. The best bloke in the world. He smiles while playing drums and does anything for his mates and family. He loves to captain his boat and band. Can party hard and loves a Cook. Won’t let anyone sleep while over the kitchen is open. Cooky is an abbreviated version of Captain Cook.
You see someone partying hard. And you say to your mates. “Is that Cooky (Captain Cook)
The drummer from a band is smiling while he drums so you call him Cooky (Captain Cook)
You see the captain of a boat switch over to the second battery to keep the cook going for his mates party, the boat doesn’t start so you call him “Cooky (Captain Cook)
The drummer from a band is smiling while he drums so you call him Cooky (Captain Cook)
You see the captain of a boat switch over to the second battery to keep the cook going for his mates party, the boat doesn’t start so you call him “Cooky (Captain Cook)
by DeadEyeDano April 19, 2023
Get the Cooky (Captain Cook)mug. When one leader of a country or other territory would meet with other leaders and they all proceed to touch the tips of their penisis together, creating a manhood circle of testosterone.
by Coolguy86 November 27, 2017
Get the captains meetingmug. When someone's dick is too small to grab with the whole hand when masturbating, they use one finger, looking like a pirate hook.
by Cool cunt January 2, 2017
Get the Captain Hookmug.