3-9-1

an excuse made by desperate girls after having a sexual encounter with an ugly boy. the "3-9-1" describes their level of hottness on a scale from one to ten.
3: when you first meet them
9: the desperate point during the encounter
1: when you see them after
girl 1: did you do the nasty with him?
girl 2: eww yes.
girl 1: actually?
girl 2: yaa, i had a total 3-9-1
by jomilia November 27, 2010
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1, 2 Teddy

n. the act of receiving a painful and intentional bite during fellatio; refers to a doublecross
When she found out I was cheating, she gave me the 1, 2 Teddy and now the doctors say the bite marks will leave scars!

He said he'd come through with the money, but at the last minute he gave me the 1,2 Teddy and now I'm broke.
by The Adverb Ninja May 22, 2008
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1 finger up

You pulled up only 1 bitch
David pulled 1 finger up
by AmirW May 27, 2022
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1 finger up

Muhammad posed with 1 finger up, he must have absolutely zero woman.
by BreadCock May 11, 2022
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3 1 third

what residents of detroit call the 313(detroit's area code) better known as detroit.
by tj June 17, 2006
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1:24 girl

An evil little slag who judged a book by its cover. 1:24 girls snarl in an evil manner at less attractive looking people as they aim to start their dreams.

1:24 girls are not very nice or attractive people - they are generally just vile scum.

They also known as '0:46 girl'
Have you ever judged a book by its cover?

No, I'm not a spiteful 1:24 girl
by ajjcj September 24, 2010
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2 for 1's

2 for 1's are when you wear boxers(shorts), then when you bend over it rides up your butt and its a thong.
Packet had some boxers on, then next thing I knew she bent over and it was a thong. I shouted 2 for 1's!! Wow did that make my day.
by Speedeuphoria May 30, 2008
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