Super straight

A bunch of transphobic idiots trying to be oppressed and in a community that they don’t even like.

normal person: hey man, what’s your sexuality?

mindless idiot: i’m super straight

normal person: die

by you’re an idiot😐‼️ March 8, 2021

Super straight

A sexual orientation in which cis males go on dating app Grindr to hook up with other men discretely, but will only have a romantic relationship with cis women to keep up appearances.

Some guy: Are you sure you’re not gay? We just had sex?

Other man: Of course not! I’m super straight! uwu

by Superstraight-uwu March 8, 2021

Super Straight

Super Straight is a cishet person (usually male) pretending to be part of the LGBTQIA+ community. It is mostly just an excuse for being transphobic.

-Hello I'm a transgender woman
-We can't date then since you are not a real woman to me
-Why?
-I am Super Straight.

by AnEnby March 19, 2021

Super straight

The most stupidest, dumbest, inhumane ass bitch ass fucks (a straight person how believe trans woman are not woman and trans men are not men)

Im super straight

Oh so you mean your super transphobic

by (lgbtq+) April 27, 2021

Super Straight

closested gay people who use this term to express to others thats they are a “sour like funky smol gay” most of them have a toe kink, no matter the gender these mother fuckers hail satan.

jack: ayo bro im super straight
james: yo wanna suck my toes?
jack: sweet bet as long as they are sour like funky

by im a whore and a bimbo May 8, 2021

Super Straight

Straight people that have gay sex while pretending their partner is of the opposite sex.

Person 1 : "My girlfriend broke up with me, I am now Super Straight."
Person 2 : "I'll help you let off some steam bro, take off your pants."

by anonymous March 9, 2021

Ultra straight

When you, a straight person, are only attracted to gays and lesbians. Not to be confused with super straight, as ultra straight can still be attracted to trans.

“She’s obviously a lesbians but damn is she fine!”
“I dunno, seems kinda ultra straight to me

by SomeLeftHandedCuck March 17, 2021