For when you're launching the full scale invasion of a country, however are too much of a pussy to call it what it is
by Comrade Koup March 24, 2022
Get the Special Military Operationmug. A common summer drink consisting of UV Blue, lemonade, and Sprite or 7 Up. It is frequently served at Fourth of July parties, garnished with a red cherry and white dixie cup (to uphold the red, white, and blue theme of the holiday).
Martin and Kendra got really trashed and made some awesomely-bad decisions after drinking The Blue Light Special all night at the Fourth of July party.
by Smarty Marty July 2, 2009
Get the The Blue Light Specialmug. One of the best possible pranks you can pull on someone who gets too drunk and falls asleep at a party. Various forms are possible but depend largely on the pre-existing haircut, the position the recipient has passed out in, how unconscious they are and the hair cutting devices available.
The classic is the bowl cut - hair above the ears is left untouched, hair below the ears is badly shaved down to about number 2. Ths should ideally be lopsided with a meander at the back of the head for maximum "specialness".
nb. it is a mortal sin to pull this prank on a woman due partly to the fact that all women everywhere will feel such sympathy for her that you will never get laid again, but mostly because women should never, ever have short hair.
The classic is the bowl cut - hair above the ears is left untouched, hair below the ears is badly shaved down to about number 2. Ths should ideally be lopsided with a meander at the back of the head for maximum "specialness".
nb. it is a mortal sin to pull this prank on a woman due partly to the fact that all women everywhere will feel such sympathy for her that you will never get laid again, but mostly because women should never, ever have short hair.
Dude 1: Urgh, where am I? What time is it?
Dude 2: *Laughs uncontrollably*
Dude 1: (touching head) What? Huh? Why's my head shaved? Where's the mirr... A FUCKING SPECIAL NEEDS HAIRCUT??
Dude 2: *Laughs uncontrollably*
Dude 1: (touching head) What? Huh? Why's my head shaved? Where's the mirr... A FUCKING SPECIAL NEEDS HAIRCUT??
by Mr. Cardboard November 6, 2011
Get the special needs haircutmug. After pigging out on Chinese Buffets and Fast Food, a Jeff Daniels' Special is the intense bowl evacuation you experience at the end of the day. It is a Dumb and Dumber Reference.
Dude, I pigged out all day on bad food and was subsequently punished with a ripe Jeff Daniels' Special.
by Jeremy Cutlip May 18, 2006
Get the Jeff Daniels' Specialmug. Australian slang term for a hot and wet thunderstorm during the summer months. These thunderstorms hit almost exactly the same time (4pm) every day during the october/november period.
The storms and terminology have fallen out of use recently due to the evil boogeyman known as "global warming"
The storms and terminology have fallen out of use recently due to the evil boogeyman known as "global warming"
by count23 December 7, 2009
Get the 4 O'clock specialmug. An adult beverage created from one 40 oz. of beer, preferably malt liquor (Olde English 800, aka O.E. aka a forty aka feezy) and fortified wine such as MD 20/20. An adult above the legal drinking limit should drink his 40 to the top of the label and then fill the bottle back up to the top with MD 20/20. Flavor choice is determined by the drinker's palette.
We could drink 40s, but let's take it up a notch and make Santa Barbara Specials. You bring the Mad Dogg and I will bring the O.E.s.
by ronnoc1 January 8, 2010
Get the Santa Barbara Specialmug. Meaning to consume large amounts of food in one sitting. Causing massive thighs or hips that may look as if they are about to erupt
Jim: "I went and ordered a Ms. Watson Special today"
Bob: " what in the hell is that"
Jim: "641 Double cheeseburgers, 243 Medium fries, and about 198 gallons of fountain drink"
Bob: " what in the hell is that"
Jim: "641 Double cheeseburgers, 243 Medium fries, and about 198 gallons of fountain drink"
by Primal Wire August 8, 2009
Get the Ms. Watson Specialmug.