Two wrongs don't make a right

The world's oldest copout. Obviously this term was coined by someone who had just wronged someone and feared their wrath.

I know I just punched you in the face for no reason even though you were minding your own business, but don't hit me back because two wrongs don't make a right bro.

by MarcusDude September 30, 2012

One wrong don't make a right

1: It is not acceptable to do something bad to someone, especially when that someone didn't deserve it.

2: It is never right to wrong someone, especially when that someone is minding his own business.

One wrong don't make a right is a counter-quote when "two wrongs don't make a right" is said.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 28, 2005

the old right-handed circumcision ploy

A tactic designed to divert a person's attention from what is really going on. This entails grabbing any close sharp object with the right hand and circumcising the nearest male creature.

Generally this is very successful at diverting attention, especially when undertaken without an anesthetic. We don't recommend circumcising anybody when you are taking drugs, anyway.

Well, we got away with the bank job by using the old right-handed circumcision ploy on the guard. Even though she was a woman, it did the trick.

by ivor_crotchpayne February 5, 2010

are you serious right now bro

A phrase common used by sustainable individuals with a healthy, wealthy life.

Friend: Bro my dog died
You: Are you serious right now bro

by CautEpic September 14, 2022

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start

It is used in a popular but messed up vocaloid, song.

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. Isn't it just asking too much, to do the impossible?

by Jeffrey Woods June 3, 2016

DSRs (Doggy Style Rights)

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style while leaning to the right side and slapping her right ass cheek at the same time.

Man, I gave that bitch some hardcore DSRs (Doggy Style Rights) last night, the right side of her pussy is probably sore and her right ass cheek!

by The_DSR_King October 23, 2011

I See Right Through You

When a nigger sees right through you and knows every move you will make in the future

nigga:I SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU MUTHERFUCKER
whiteboy: whatever bitch, white boy pulls out deagle.
nigga:FUCK YOU I SAW THAT COMING MUTHERFUCKER

Nigger blasted white boy in the face, white boy dies...

by The Great Phillip Dinh October 16, 2008