The act of forgetting or ignoring existing plans when a person of sexual attractiveness offers to hang out. The polar opposite of "bros before hos"
Bro 1 "Yo is P still gaming with us tonight"
Bro 2 " Nah man he isn't responding but someone said he's with some chick"
Bro 1 " Dude he ditched us again, that lil bitch has gone pussy blind"
Bro 2 " Nah man he isn't responding but someone said he's with some chick"
Bro 1 " Dude he ditched us again, that lil bitch has gone pussy blind"
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Hopper: Eleven, you know how I’m studying to be a Pussy Enthusiast?
Eleven: Yes.
Hopper: Well I have some homework.
TWO HOURS LATER
Eleven: Mike I need to break up with you.
Mike: What, why!
Eleven: I’m pregnant.
Mike: But we haven’t even had sex yet!
Eleven: It’s not yours, goodbye Mike.
Eleven: Yes.
Hopper: Well I have some homework.
TWO HOURS LATER
Eleven: Mike I need to break up with you.
Mike: What, why!
Eleven: I’m pregnant.
Mike: But we haven’t even had sex yet!
Eleven: It’s not yours, goodbye Mike.
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When two guys have a threesome with the same women they will for ever be Pussy brother
When two guys have a threesome with the same women they will for ever be Pussy brother
You: Hey man guess what ?
Friend: what man?
You: I finally fucked Jennifer last night!!
Friend: no way!! That makes us pussy brothers
You: hell yeah! Pussy brother
you: right on
Friend: hey man, I got a confession to make…
I Fucked your wife last weekend
You: no way brother, we’ll I guess that makes us pussy brothers for life
Friend: yep so it does.
You: right on brother
Friend: what man?
You: I finally fucked Jennifer last night!!
Friend: no way!! That makes us pussy brothers
You: hell yeah! Pussy brother
you: right on
Friend: hey man, I got a confession to make…
I Fucked your wife last weekend
You: no way brother, we’ll I guess that makes us pussy brothers for life
Friend: yep so it does.
You: right on brother
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