Poop Lasagna

Can also be a group activity, especially at a workplace where an initial coworker starts off a standard dump but does not flush. The initial worker then inspires coworkers to continue to add layers to the 'lasagna'without flushing as to surprise the custodial staff or the workplace prude. It is virtually unpunishable given bathroom and privacy laws.

The poop represents the meat and cheese layers, while the toilet paper acts as the noodle. When done as a group effort, the heterogeneity of layers offered by various diets makes the poop lasagna a true workplace team building activity.

The guys on third shift really bonded last night by making a poop lasagna that went past the lid.

by Curly Poopinturdz August 4, 2018

make poop

Make poop

I just "make poop"

by LilSweg June 15, 2016

poop valve

A valve or regulatory device controlling the flow of feces or other fecal matter, such as sewage.

Make sure that the poop valve is closed before you leave tonight, Mike.

by Apollos12970 March 21, 2011

poop purgatory

The time shortly before one has to poop. The urge may begin to set in and is accompanied by very smelly farts.

Man do my farts really stink...I must be in poop purgatory!

by tammykitt November 7, 2011

Poop Sock

A poop sock is a sock which is commonly used by Anons around the globe. Said sock, is defecated into, and then hid from mummy in a secretive area. Not to be confused with the 'Piss Drawer'. Do NOT, under any circumstances, put on or mix your poop sock with other clean socks. In the event of putting on Poop Sock, go /k/ommando and mix bleach and ammonia to get the stinky poo off.

"Hey Lenny, didn't your mummy find your poop sock?" "Yeah. I'm so mad at her. She said NO TENDIES FOR A WEEK"
"Bro, that's rough."

"Oh shit! I put on my poop sock! Guess I'll get the Clorox. :/"

by rastyhaf March 18, 2019

surprise poop

when you go to the bathroom thinking you have to pee, when suddenly, out of the blue, you have to poop.

"dude, I just had a wicked surprise poop"

"surprise poops piss me the fuck off"

by Zombri507 April 24, 2014

Poop Shackles

The shitty things that keep you down in life.

"Oh man I can't go out tonight, I have all these bills, my girlfriend is a bitch, I can't afford it !!" "My friend it sounds like you have some Poop Shackles on you."

by Lord Jcovatis Maximus February 7, 2013