Schrödinger's Toilet

When the toilet is clogged with toilet paper, so you've flushed it over and over until you're at the point where you have no idea if the weight from the water will finally flush it or if the toilet's gonna overflow. That near-future toilet now exists in a superposition of being flushed and overflowing on the floor with your shit, so your planning brain has to treat it like both outcomes have happened (toilet superposition) as you pull the handle.

With that flush, I had come to the point of Schrödinger's Toilet. It was salvation or death. There was no turning back now.

by SeagullSpit May 21, 2022

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Skibidi fortnite toilet balls

Originally comes from a meme, which says: "When you have to meet new people and have to use other words than skibidi fortnite toilet balls" followed by a sad face.
The meme refers to the brainrot / skibidi toilet lore, which a huge amount of the population finds funny. The trick here is that once you find this lore funny, you can't find it unfunny, and additionally you can't find other things but this funny.

Guy 1: Damn... I hate eating dinner with my parents, they dont even think Skibidi fortnite toilet balls is fun!
Guy 2: I need to put you down, the brainrot has won

by nigward521851 August 27, 2024

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MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING

IWHEN BROWN is your boss WHO WANTS A LAY.

When there is SHIT with TOILET PAPER the PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN has to MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING because this ALAN I WALDMAN is TEEMING with such STINK with his CATHARTIC PERSONALITY that SOMEBODY ELSE'S SHIT guaranteed when this PEDOPHILE is FUCKING THEIR SHIT will make a bigger STINK as no FLUSHING until the FUCKING is complete where you are then required after to perform MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 20, 2022

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Skibidi Toilet

A truly phenomenal sensation that has taken the Internet by storm.

It is a saga depicting the brutal, unending war against the Camera-Heads and the Skibidi Toilets, with each side inflicting countless casualties. While the purpose of their quarrel remains unclear to historians and all interested parties following the conflict, what becomes readily evident is the lengths that both the Camera-Heads and Skibidi Toilets will reach in order to achieve victory. Innumerable atrocities have been committed by both sides against the other, with neutral UN-representatives citing both sides as having violated the Geneva Convention more times than was thought possible.
Yet, with both sides ignoring calls for remediation, the crisis shows no signs of stopping.

British fellow: Oh great Scott, I have gone and contracted cholera. I might as well prepare some tea and tune in to some news over the Skibidi Toilet conflict.

by skibidi toilet enthusiast January 19, 2024

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