egg-sucking dog

This literally refers to a seriously ugly or mangy mongrel. Said to be descrbed this way because of its non-doglike penchant for eating the insides of eggs.

Metaphorically, it can be applied to a person (almost always male) who is out-and-out riff-raff: one of the inbred corps.

Ole Billy Bob was just an egg-sucking dog.

by Duckbutt August 01, 2006

beat my eggs

When a girl masturbates.

HISTORY: On October 3, 2010 a friend and I were watching a cooking show and the woman walked casually over to the counter and said "now it's time to beat my eggs" and we both immediately cracked up, almost peed our pants and had the exact same thought about what that SHOULD have meant. And history is made!

"I gotta go beat my eggs." (gotta go play with myself)

RELATED SAYINGS
hard boiled eggs: girl version of blue balls
eggs Benedict: a girl cheater
western omelet: cowgirl position
he totally scrambled my eggs: he was good in bed

by proviegrrl December 09, 2010

fake gold egg

Any tweet that is completely flabbergastingly humorous and shockingly hilarious, esp. from twitter account fake gold egg.

I'm sorry for interrupting your sermon by sporadically reading a fake gold egg out loud.

by Isotope Delicious January 27, 2014

Egg Drop Soup

The term for the fluid excreated from the female vagina during ovulation.

"Oh NO" cried Mr. Wroten "Her Egg Drop Soup is on my bald spot"

by OvumSoup June 29, 2004

Cadbury Egg

Anal sex on Easter.

While we were cleaning up Easter dinner she asked me to bend her over the table and give her a Cadbury Egg.

by Benny Siegel April 21, 2019

hindu egg crate

Take a dump and "accidentally" forget to wipe, then drop your balls in her eye sockets, and dot her forehead with your brown eye.

He did the hindu egg crate on her last night and she couldn't figure out why it smelled, and why everyone was laughing the next day.

by Hugh.Jazz February 22, 2010

oatmeal dinosaur eggs

a term to describe one man's balls.

boy: "check out my balls. they're so oatmeal dinosaur eggs."

by JENYsmdCRAIG January 23, 2010