page name

strippers have a “stage name” for work and hookers have a “page name” for when they post ads.

Brittany- “So should I use my real name when I post my ad?”

Stacey- “No way girl!! I always use the page name Trixie when I post”

by @sawstintheloss June 29, 2025

Obama's last name

One of the most unsolved mysteries in the whole world.

Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.

by a guy thing October 13, 2022

Name 1

You can name one or it isn't a personal take thing

Hym "Then name 1. Still no fat-cock incel. You're all full of shit."

by Hym Iam July 4, 2024

name is not to be said

this name is not to be said. So go watch your my Little Pony and don't be so noisy

"fuck off my name is not to be said"

by _donnie December 26, 2016

da tem shop deaproov of dah acshuns (insert name) huz taykun

a way to tell someone that they messed up horribly in your opinion

Person1: I just touched grass
Person2: da tem shop deaproov of dah acshuns (insert name) huz taykun

by urbanjeffjef December 19, 2024

My name is mud

I'm in trouble

"We had our words, a common spat
So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat
My name is Mud"

by anonymous November 30, 2020

A Mouse Named Lori

someone who is abusive and hates women (Rafael)

“It’s okay a mouse named lori”

by strxwmochi February 12, 2023