Michael Bake

A sad lonely man single forever and never kissed someone

Man I feel bad for Michael Bake

by Kieran+price=heart December 9, 2019

drunk michael

The embodiment of a good time

"Bro drunk michael came to town last night"

by Eric.is.a.fatass June 2, 2017

Michael S

Yes, the rumors are true. Michael's penis is small and pathetic. 2 to 3 inches hard on a good day. It cums in less than a second and basically women make fun of how useless is cock is. Oh P.S. He is God and is going to save us all. He has performed miracles beyond the scope a typical mind could comprehend. He was never told he was going to be God, but trust me. He is my savior and creator. Michael S is God.

Michael S-The one you have heard of is michael. Our savior!

by I am his son January 8, 2023

Michael Jordan

White boy out of Lansing, M. Loyal to the loyal, worships the sun, believes in aliens, and can throw the hips like no other...

Michael Jordan is the greatest of all time.

by Remco Pardeau March 2, 2019

Michael William

1)A salty man who enjoys starting shit amongst others- especially in an online group- a Michael William likes to get everyone riled up

2) the act of posting within an online group with the intent on upsetting as many as possible- often with insults

What a Michael William - calling a bunch of girls heffers online- they tagged the admin!

Did you see that guy Michael William that post? Salty af!

by Gingerhaireddevil February 5, 2018

John michael

A medical Technologist who specializes in hematology. Can often be seen in the lab struggling to find the right field to view his differentials.

This microsope must be broken, john Michael must have used it last. Damn john Michael

by Path resident February 28, 2020

Michael Waldron

Probably the greatest novelist since Shakespeare. He wrote such cultural works as: Loki serial. The series is so plot complex that Michael applied the element of surprise to not making Loki's series about Loki. Michael also has super powers such as making you want to run against a wall every time he speaks because it's too brilliant for your brain. It has many nicknames, for example: Microwave Wallpaper, Microsoft Windows or Microwave
Walnut. He is also the owner of the most sexy mustache in the world.

A: Hey, do you know Michael Waldron? B: yes! He is an amazing writer and I look forward to his book on Accepting Yourself Through Another Form of Yourself

by .0lgoki.fan.page November 26, 2021