Luigi's Mansion

When you put your thumb and pointer finger up you best bud's anus and scoop out all of the shit, as if it is a vacuum sucking up ghosts.

My friends and I were goofing around when all of a sudden I got a Luigi's Mansion.

by BigMamas25 April 30, 2024

Cadillac jak Allen felts Mason Morgan jessop

This is the one mothafucka that will kill yo ass for sayin the wrong shit. Hates nazis. Loves weed. Will steal your girl

Person1: I'm cooked
Person2: why
Person1: I pissed off cadillac jak Allen felts Mason Morgan jessop
Person2: rip bro

by Me mothafucka November 19, 2025

Riley-James Rodney Scott Matthew Mason

6 foot 2 13 year old presumed male

Bread Bitch
Wheat Boy
Small Peen
Circumcised number 2

Person 1: walks into class

Person 2: God dammit Riley-James Rodney Scott Matthew Mason stole my diary

by maksammich August 29, 2019

The “Harta teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

It’s an encrypted map that can lead one to the secret dialect known as “Cristina English”. To find this ancient language one must stand in the underground temple of Oceania and chainsmoke 2 packs of Cammels. After that, the map shows a mathematical ecuation which, after solving it, shows coodinates for the Chair of Santa. Once you sit in the chair, insert 1g of Fentanil in your body and an evil wizard will come and start teaching in chinese.

A: What do you have there?
B:Just the “Harta Teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

by Sigmund from oceania November 28, 2024

You're gonna need a bigger mansion

What da ghostbusters told da owners of da infamous Long Island "horror house" when they saw da true scope of said dwelling's supernatural presence.

As substantial as da three-story domicile on Ocean Avenue in AmityVILLE has become, one hasta wonder if da former owners were told, "You're gonna need a bigger MANSION" in order to better deal with said residence's paranormal entities, just as Amity ISLAND's deep-sea-fishing captain was told dat he was gonna need a bigger BOAT when they saw da actual size of da aquatic carnivore dat they were dealing with.

by QuacksO March 29, 2025