A Sigma Male (or Female) is just someone who knows this world we live in is a simulation and that we live in a prison, within a prison, and so on.
While the rest of the known universe lives to conquer or be conquered, the Sigma observes and takes in information so they can survive in a mad, mad mad world.
This leaves them vulnerable to jealousy from lesser Betas and even Alphas.
The Sigma does not care for fame but does like to collect fortunes as needed.
The Sigma is born with an intellect and instinct that reflects their erudition and spiritual goals, as they progress towards a way out of this worldly trap we are all stuck in.
Definitely a "Lone Wolf", but a Sigma knows that they still need other life forms to help with survival and pleasure, but keeps a distance from evil actors, deranged individuals and groups.
While the rest of the known universe lives to conquer or be conquered, the Sigma observes and takes in information so they can survive in a mad, mad mad world.
This leaves them vulnerable to jealousy from lesser Betas and even Alphas.
The Sigma does not care for fame but does like to collect fortunes as needed.
The Sigma is born with an intellect and instinct that reflects their erudition and spiritual goals, as they progress towards a way out of this worldly trap we are all stuck in.
Definitely a "Lone Wolf", but a Sigma knows that they still need other life forms to help with survival and pleasure, but keeps a distance from evil actors, deranged individuals and groups.
by Charismatic_Fiend September 28, 2023

A condition that nearly every man suffers. It's noticeable when a guy gets sucked into one of his male behaviors that he channels his inner autist. A good example is when a guy will spending hours making strategy spreadsheets for his favorite game instead of talking to his hot girlfriend. He might also join a philosophy debate group and spend his Saturday nights talking to them instead of his hot girlfriend. You see where this is going.
Jim: "Dr. Fischer, then she said I loved the game more than her."
Dr. Fischer: "I'm seeing a pattern here. I think you may have male-pattern autism."
Dr. Fischer: "I'm seeing a pattern here. I think you may have male-pattern autism."
by MeaningChronicler September 5, 2023

To post a GPS-file with map, pulse curve, speed and elevation data from your running or biking workout on the internet for your friends and family to see.
-Why wasn't Joe at the Gym yesterday?
-He was running ten miles up in the hills, didn't you see his male selfie on Facebook?
-He was running ten miles up in the hills, didn't you see his male selfie on Facebook?
by Ultra-Peter November 28, 2013

Female: did you know that prostate orgasm is the most intense orgasm known to humans?
Other female: fuck, I want to be a male!
Other female: fuck, I want to be a male!
by odode December 24, 2020

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

Alpha Males are cucks who think they are the top of the chain. Wanna be Alpha Males are discord mods. (They are too dumb to realize that the Shrigma Males are the ones who hold true power)
Guy 1: Is that Nelson?
Guy 2: Yeah it is hes such a Alpha Male cuck. Oh shit here he comes
Nelson: No memes in general guys. Also please remove any photoshopped images of me thanks.
Guy 2: Yeah it is hes such a Alpha Male cuck. Oh shit here he comes
Nelson: No memes in general guys. Also please remove any photoshopped images of me thanks.
by NiggaMelon420 July 20, 2021

by ChaoticNeutral90skid June 6, 2023
