Magical Teleportation Tea

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.

"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped

by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020

magic office ride

Unlike a magic carpet ride, the magic office ride sucks. It is a sarcastic term for being called into your boss' office and repremanded.

Kate: GDI this is the third time this week I took the magic office ride. I'm about to quit this job >:(

by h8 the magic office ride February 7, 2010

Michigan Magic Trick

When you pay what you believe to be a woman $100 dollars in quarters to shit on your chest, but later it’s revealed that it’s a 47 year old Filipino man.

Let’s go to the massage parlor and get a Michigan Magic Trick

by Poopyturdsmcgee April 26, 2023

magical butt

a magical butt is what a toddler or ages from 13-very immature 30 years olds call a power bottom. see what a power bottom is in a different search

( my tt is urmomhot69wap

tim; you look like a magical butt sir. 🦄
teacher: .. a magical butt? who thinks i look like a magical butt?
tim: my dad
teacher: your dad thinks i’m a magical butt?
tim: well he really said you look like a power-bottom

by Gfxfvbhn November 8, 2021

Magical butt

Another name for a power bottom

My daddy says you look like a magical butt!

by iloveboobies <3 November 6, 2021

Magic Fen

Magic Fen is a handsome asshole that attracts nothing but baddies

Magic Fen don’t care about what y’all name mean. He only cares about hitting the gym later

by Mac Donald James November 23, 2021

Magic fingers

worst operative manager in the world, annoying boss (it also can be an old teatcher, HR , annoying boss, annoying neighbor). She's/He's sneaky, with a fake smile on her/his face all the time; She's/He's happy only then when h she/he makes YOU unhappy; basicallt Cruella de vil, satan on the earth. Doneld trump for example.

-magic fingers is already here?
-no she will come at 9AM

-magic fingers wants to see you!
-shit !

by xunamun February 25, 2019