by Illegal Memes October 04, 2016
Similar to the one legged pirate, but takes a real BDSM spin to it, upon completion of a one legged pirate swiftly kick your partner in the guts, and when they hit the poop deck with two knees and a hand (on grasping the stomach) immidiently go for yar prize, and finish once more in thar booty.
The spin off to 50 shades of grey is 50 shades of red, and contains the three legged pirate as the finisher
by the quacker February 20, 2015
When a man inserts his penis into a sleeping person's open mouth, and blames any of the victim's side-effects the following morning on spiders.
Jason: "Jeez my throat is sore and dry, I must've slept with my mouth open"
Kyle: "Maybe you ate a spider?"
Jason: "Was it a One Legged Spider? God-dammit that's nasty"
Kyle: "Maybe you ate a spider?"
Jason: "Was it a One Legged Spider? God-dammit that's nasty"
by MOAR!? June 07, 2011
That satisfying feeling when you are mid shit and your legs get that static feeling of partial numbness makeing your shit extraordinary and satisfying
To have the numb leg shit ,
Take a seat for your shit cross one leg over the other then sit back lifting your foot from flat to tippy toes and wait while you shit slides out and
the feeling envelopes you
Take a seat for your shit cross one leg over the other then sit back lifting your foot from flat to tippy toes and wait while you shit slides out and
the feeling envelopes you
by The inventor of the numb leg s February 10, 2019
(n.) any person who exhibits strange behavior with their legs (i.e. any squiggling and/or noodle-like motions) may be deemed as Senior Crazy Legs. Pronounced "sen-YOUR", as in Spanish.
by ipwns00pern00bs August 25, 2007
A Black male in a U.S prison that abuse new young men that enter prison. He is 7'4 and his weight is about 350. He is in prison for life because he physical abuse 3 white male in his house in Ohio.
Person 1: Did you hear about Daddy Long Leg
Person 2: Yeah, He is my pimp
Daddy Long Leg: Yeah, thats right little boy now go clean my cell
Person 2: Yeah, He is my pimp
Daddy Long Leg: Yeah, thats right little boy now go clean my cell
by BigCat1253 February 23, 2014
Did you hear about that chick that Rob hooked up with? It was a three legged woman, if you know what I mean!
by stormandcrash October 15, 2009