by TSM_Cracker July 05, 2019
A name normally associated with a gym addicted sad prick who does nothing but move to dead tings named Georgia. We pray for people who are named Jacob because they’re 19 and still in college which is ultimately sad 1 like 1 prayer
The word JACOB can be used in this sentence “ aye look at that pussyole he’s deffo a Jacob pfft wasteman”
by John names March 19, 2019
by Best Side Name October 16, 2019
Jacob is a very athletic man that has an IQ of a dead horse. He has the skill of Messi is soccer but is three grades behind in ela and math.
by qewrsetdryjftukgybilhnuji;k February 08, 2024
Jacob’s are some of the greatest people you will ever meet
Such a caring friend and loves fiercely. If you get a Jacob, do NOT break his heart. He will be close with friends, if one of those friends is a girl don’t be jealous. He loves her as a sister and no where close to how much he loves you. He will be asking his friend for advice because he wants to be the best he can be for you. Break his heart and at least one of his friends will be coming for you because they know how happy you made him and now how much you hurt him.
Jacob’s typically have dark hair and dark eyes. If they have glasses they are awesome. If they don’t, be careful, they could be awesome or terrifying. Jacob’s are usually good-looking and either short or tall, never average height. Girls often get jealous of each other’s time with Jacob often blinding their common sense.
Jacob’s are amazing 10/10 would recommend.
Such a caring friend and loves fiercely. If you get a Jacob, do NOT break his heart. He will be close with friends, if one of those friends is a girl don’t be jealous. He loves her as a sister and no where close to how much he loves you. He will be asking his friend for advice because he wants to be the best he can be for you. Break his heart and at least one of his friends will be coming for you because they know how happy you made him and now how much you hurt him.
Jacob’s typically have dark hair and dark eyes. If they have glasses they are awesome. If they don’t, be careful, they could be awesome or terrifying. Jacob’s are usually good-looking and either short or tall, never average height. Girls often get jealous of each other’s time with Jacob often blinding their common sense.
Jacob’s are amazing 10/10 would recommend.
Liany: Oh there’s Jacob
Annie: Oh my gosh he’s so cute
Liany: I know, I’m so lucky aren’t I
Annie: Yeah you are
Emma: If you lived with him you’d think differently
Annie: You live with him!
Liany: There’s no way, my boyfriend is way to loyal to live with another girl
Emma: Chill I’m his sister
Annie: Oh my gosh he’s so cute
Liany: I know, I’m so lucky aren’t I
Annie: Yeah you are
Emma: If you lived with him you’d think differently
Annie: You live with him!
Liany: There’s no way, my boyfriend is way to loyal to live with another girl
Emma: Chill I’m his sister
by TommyBladeSootZa June 10, 2023
by Spicyyyyy March 29, 2018