hood karen

*rue voice* hood Karen grew up in a ghetto neighborhood. Each day she ate three spoons of canola oil & she still managed to be fat! Hood Karen didn’t grow up looking up to country club Karen’s. Mini hood Karen looked up to n-word saying black boys. Now… it’s her mission to take out anger on pretty 15 year old girls

person 1: hey hood Karen! I’m so happy you could make it… to our lake party… that we didn’t invite u to
Hood Karen: *repositions feet* *looks greeter up and down* *n-word*
Other person: woah
Person 1: dude that’s not very nice
Hood Karen: n-word
Person 2: dude my friends black. She’s actually really nice
Hood Karen: n-word n-word n-word
Person 1: k we’re gonna ask u to leave
Hood Karen: walks away while blasting fight song

by reincarnatedkanyewest April 13, 2022

hood wacked

During oral sex, a man removes his uncircumcised penis and swings it towards the unsuspecting woman causing the hood to hit her in the face

she was going down on him and he pulled out and hood wacked her with his foreskin.

by harder faster September 6, 2012

Hood

Used to refer to cape word on one's head usually the word don is usually accompanied

Like don the hood

by Rigger1234567890 June 30, 2018

cum water in the hood

when a black person cums into a public pool / fountain or any water source in a low income neighborhood

bro , he just cum water in the hood tf ?

by NocturyBambi April 13, 2024

hood

a street term for a place where there are a lot of gangs and violence.

that guy is from the hood

by anonymous December 2, 2024

Hood Friend Story

Hood friend story

A snap story where you talk about past friendships with people and who you talked to in the past and how that all ended

Add me to your hood friend story man, what happened to you guys

by Vibez_06 February 22, 2020

Robin Hooding

Similar to the classic trope of Robin Hood or another skilled archer splitting an arrow with another, Robin Hooding is the act of running erect-penis-first into an ass, and then a second penis wielder running dick-first into the previous runner's ass.

Listen, when my fiancé agreed to a threesome, I didn't expect to go Robin Hooding with a guy twice my size.

by Skaldic June 10, 2022