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douche fest

Anywhere a large group of douche bags gather with most of them wearing Affliction and Ed Hardy with really gay arm band tatoos .
It's gonna be a douche fest dowtown tonight after the UFC fight.

That party was a total douche fest
by bratsrus July 6, 2010
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Douche bag

A tool ideal for dirty pussies.

Other tools (or douche bags) for dirty pussies:
Talentless guys who sing and play guitar to bag dumb women. Magicians.
Most guys on MTV reality shows.
All the guys on the Jersey Shore.
Guys that brag about their cars, pre-med, or pre-law.
Musclemen that insist on showing their muscles off.
etc.
Person 1: "Did you hear Mike butcher that song while he flexed his muscles, trying to impress that skank?"

Person 2: "Even without the spray on tan and hard spiked hair, he's still a Royal Douche Bag".
by the real rabidsmurf, MAG May 18, 2011
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Douche Baggington

The douche bag at the country club/ golf course/ yacht club who has to tell everyone about himself in a blow-hardy way.
Did you hear that Douche Baggington talking about his sailing vacation in the Caribbean? Who gives a fuck!
by BillHo June 2, 2011
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DOUCHE SACK

A fanny pack worn around the waist, positioned in front rather behind.
"Look at that douche bag wearing that douche sack....it's so late '80s!"
by AfterMidnight April 21, 2009
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douche donkey

A douche donkey is someone who is anal retentive. It is also another term for anal douche. This stems from the nickname the donkey has as being an ass.
Don't be a douche donkey! or I have to go buy a douche donkey.
by nubman September 20, 2006
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douche mcgroosie

is a person of lower intelect, or someone that angers you. The person fitting this discription may also be refered to as an asshole.
Person: What do you think of the Boss?

Person 2: I think he is a douche Mcgroosie. He is already bitching at me about shit.
by Schmuckly Tim August 26, 2007
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douche juice

Its Worse then being a douche bag and even worse then being a douche nozzle
I hate that douche juice

Why does james have to be fucken douche juice
by MerCoots April 16, 2008
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