left cock

A left angular curve in the irrect penis. Usually caused from a blow to the dick. Found in rare specimens

"Zack had a raging left cock"
"that tranny has a hard left cock"

by poppycock245 December 30, 2011

A joe cock

A cock which has not been shaved since the 18th century and has a forest of hair growing around its stump. Many girls will suck it and they all lie and say that it’s huge when it infact it is the size of a paper clip. A joe cock owner will tend not to shave even if receiving a bj

Girl 1- I sucked a joe cock yesterday

Girl 2- poor you

by A joe cock November 12, 2020

Cock-Blocko'saurs

A verb used to describe an ancient creature who will go to almost any length to stop you getting some action; a blatant attempt to hate on one's game

Person 1 - " Dude, what was up with Steven last night ? "
Person 2 - " I know right, what a cock-blocko'saurs "

by 'Denver's Finest' March 14, 2022

cock mullet

A bad weiner hair cut; manscaping gone wrong

That guy had a sweet cock mullet. Business in the front party in the back.

by TheBiggestBlackest February 2, 2014

cock rash

Burning sensation of the female partner after dry sex. Burns when you pee too.

"Imma get cock rash if we dont use lube"

by ohsean May 19, 2010

Karma Cock

When the woman is mad at you and is dry for something you did and it prevents you from staying hard and fucking her.

Kelly was so mad at John for flirting with other woman that when they tried to have sex John ended upwith Karma cock.

by sharage1 April 2, 2011

Cock magic

Doing magic with your cock

I went to so a cock magic show yesterday it was great

by Jwrizzle mynizzle June 5, 2018