The New Christ a.k.a. The coolest video blogger alive. This dude not only has fabulous hair and millions of fans for you to be jealous of, but he is SMART and fashionable. He's a loyal Britney fan. So there. Be jealous. Go down some haterade and be a fattie. Chris Crocker will still pwn.
C: Omg, did you see the new Chris Crocker video?
C: YEA! HE IS AWESOME! I love his hairflip! Betch please!
C: YEA! HE IS AWESOME! I love his hairflip! Betch please!
by CALL ME, CHRIS October 3, 2007
Get the Chris Crockermug. by m0n1ng July 28, 2009
Get the Chris Jerichomug. by tom jonez December 27, 2007
Get the chris westmug. Chris Acaster, is the bass player for Vultures In Vivid Colours.
Known For wearing Skinny Jeans and Hi-top trainers.
He also does the in-Famous Lawnmower Mosh when at gigs!
He is also Massive!
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Known For wearing Skinny Jeans and Hi-top trainers.
He also does the in-Famous Lawnmower Mosh when at gigs!
He is also Massive!
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by Spokky Man February 7, 2009
Get the Chris Acastermug. Chris Lopez is a fictional businessman and politician who resides in Los Santos, a city featured in GTA V. He is shown to be very hypocritical, corrupt and mischievous. He’s often involved in illicit activities while serving in public office, and manages to cover it up. Chris is also involved in questionable business practices.
He works for a company in the city when he’s not in politics. The company has ties to the pornography industry and is regularly involved in illicit activities as well. He started work for the company as a cab driver, and quickly went through the ranks, eventually landing the spot of COO. He assists the company with crimes, despite being a former police officer, the reason for this is unknown.
Chris is always looking for any ways to gain more power and influence, even sometimes going through unethical ways of achieving that. He started gaining even more power when he first got involved into politics, and that has kept going ever since. Everyone seems to be oblivious to his corruption, no matter how blatant it is. Perhaps most people just don’t care or they somehow haven’t noticed.
However, some people do attack him for corruption, but he profusely denies the accusations every time they’re brought up. The American people side with Chris most of the time and he makes the accusers look ridiculous. He goes to great lengths to cover up his corruption, such as bribing authorities or having people killed. He makes Richard Nixon’s reputation look amazing.
He works for a company in the city when he’s not in politics. The company has ties to the pornography industry and is regularly involved in illicit activities as well. He started work for the company as a cab driver, and quickly went through the ranks, eventually landing the spot of COO. He assists the company with crimes, despite being a former police officer, the reason for this is unknown.
Chris is always looking for any ways to gain more power and influence, even sometimes going through unethical ways of achieving that. He started gaining even more power when he first got involved into politics, and that has kept going ever since. Everyone seems to be oblivious to his corruption, no matter how blatant it is. Perhaps most people just don’t care or they somehow haven’t noticed.
However, some people do attack him for corruption, but he profusely denies the accusations every time they’re brought up. The American people side with Chris most of the time and he makes the accusers look ridiculous. He goes to great lengths to cover up his corruption, such as bribing authorities or having people killed. He makes Richard Nixon’s reputation look amazing.
Michael: “Hey, did you see what happened to Chris?”
Frank: “Chris Lopez? Yeah. That fucker got what he deserved, this wouldn’t have happened if the people listened to me sooner!”
Frank: “Chris Lopez? Yeah. That fucker got what he deserved, this wouldn’t have happened if the people listened to me sooner!”
by ChrisLopezLS July 16, 2019
Get the Chris Lopezmug. A sex act in which the dominant partner spits and hacks up loogies on the submissive partner. Especially popular among practitioners of sadomasochism.
by iagojones August 20, 2009
Get the dirty chrismug. An ugly bitch (has wooden teeth) who does bad reviews. Is also racist. His famous catchphrase is “I grew up with”
by s0cra October 4, 2019
Get the chris stuckmannmug.