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Child

A little fuck of nature who poops themselves.
by ladog November 29, 2018
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factory child

A child/kid who from a young age starts exercising a sport. The choice to start this sport is not coming from the adolescent but from the parents. The sport is not exercised as a hobby, but instead the child is treated as an investment. It gets trained until it reaches a high level (close to professional, but because of physical limitations not entirely). The kid is crowned a prodigy and hailed at by the masses. Although the child is now famous within the sport community and frequently wins competitions;

1. It has absolute no personality as a person
2. It has absolute no personality within the sport (not the passion of the child but rather of the parents)
3. It has zero academic schooling since it only practised the sport

The sole reason for his athletic skill was fulled by the ego of the parents that are living their ideal sports career through their child.

People often immediately start calling these children heaven sent, although any person who started training from a very young age (three to four years of age) could have reached that level.
Jeff: Wow did you see that new skating prodigy from Japan? He's so talented!

Paul: That's simply a factory child. Probably never had something else under his feet since he was born.

Jeff: Damn
by problygonebytomorrow November 14, 2022
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childs

an actual sock of any material or color that is used by a guy to shoot hot cum into when jacking off. the sock is placed over the hard dick and is worn during the entire act of jacking off as to collect cum and clean the dick when done.
I gave my boyfriend a childs cum sock to wear on his dick while I watch him jack off.
by Steven big gay lol August 25, 2020
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Sol Child

A person who makes songs for people with religious trauma who are either queer, having a queer awakening or will have a queer experience in their near future for shits and giggles :)
You listen to Sol Child oh ok so do you want to talk about your trauma first or about how gay you are?
by Gigacat April 1, 2023
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Yes, most children with the name marshall are the favorite child and are better than their siblings in general. Most believe that this goes back to 2010 when an amazing child was born with the name of marshall. Nobody cared about the other sibling they wouldn't even care if it was there birthday party.
by That killer July 14, 2023
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Burnout Child Syndrome

A condition where students, regardless of academic ability, experience extreme stress and exhaustion due to overwhelming academic pressure. It leads to emotional fatigue, loss of motivation, and declining mental health.
Amelia is currently suffering the case of Burnout Child Syndrome
by Emi Rose March 18, 2025
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mother and child reunion sandwich

A sandwich consisting of both egg salad and chicken as the core ingredients.
I was starving to decided to make a mother and child reunion sandwich. That shit bussin'.
by Canid-Kaiba May 24, 2022
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