CAP

A way to announce or say that some one is lying, untruthful, false, dishonest, mendacious, perfidious, deceitful, deceiving, deceptive, duplicitous, dissimulating, dissembling, double-dealing, two-faced, Janus-faced, guileful, underhand, disingenuous, crooked, bent, sneaky, tricky, hollow-hearted, ect. Most of your best friends will likely say this to you.

Person 1: I have a loving, happy family which I enjoy hanging out with them. They love me and I love them.
Person 2: Hahaha CAP.

by Come Drinker December 29, 2020

(cap)tion

A social media (typically IG) caption that is blatantly false aka all cap

Did you see Jay's post? He's spending the week in Paris
- Man no way, he's on a layover, don't believe the (cap)tion

by mickdre October 27, 2021

cap

When Donald Gallegos says some stupid ass bullshit lie to get out of playing PS4 when asked to

Damn this nigga Donny is such a capper holy shit

by mr. santi December 16, 2019

Capping

Doing good

I be capping all night

by Brent ion October 16, 2020

Cap flap

Nut into bottle cap and stick inside partners asshole

Oh yeah dude I just cap flapped my girl last night

by Sordina September 26, 2021

CAP (Cognitive Alignment Profile)

A personal map of how someone naturally thinks, learns, and processes the world—especially when it doesn’t line up with how schools, jobs, or society are structured. People with strong CAP awareness usually aren’t “broken”—they’re just running a different cognitive operating system that needs different inputs (like context, meaning, time, or rhythm) to function properly.

CAP (Cognitive Alignment Profile) You feel like you’re smart, but constantly out of sync with expectations. You’re not slow—you just need alignment.

by AppCha May 4, 2025

Capping

Grant Vancamp

Jackeyson “lets go out “
Grant “yes let’s go “
*Grant never shows up = he’s capping

by y do u hate me October 23, 2020