peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl 

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

Friend 1: What did you eat for breakfast bowl this morning?
Friend 2: peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

Friend 1: ok cool
Friend 2: peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl by pastramilad November 23, 2022

hungover breakfast 

The morning after a party where everyone was shitshowed the evening before... you and your friends drag yourselves off various floors, couches, and beds, and after you all have those "I shouldn't have smoked that because now I'm drunk again" cigarettes, you all head to that little restaurant that's only a blessed five minutes away. Really, none of you are capable of traveling any farther than that anyways. While most of you sit with your heads in your hands, one of you is too hungover to eat, another thinks it's a good idea to eat a cheeseburger and mashed potatoes at 10:30 in the morning, and the waitress (the same one you see EVERY Sunday) has realized by this point that she might as well just leave pitchers of water on the table rather than having to keep coming back to perform refills for your incoherent asses (clearly, she has seen your group for the last 100+ Sundays!). Inevitably, the conversation at the table doesn't really make much sense but is completely hilarious, and after you've left and it's much later in the day, the whole ordeal seems like it happened yesterday, rather than just this morning.

Dude! That hungover breakfast of a cheeseburger and mashed potatoes totally put me back in the game!

hungover breakfast by Karoliana December 20, 2008

touch your breakfast 

To deeply penetrate someone's anus.

Hand me the lube and bend over baby, cuz I'm gonna touch your breakfast.

touch your breakfast by goldenflower February 26, 2011

delta burke breakfast 

chocolate pancakes and chardonnay

Francine: you can have anything you want for breakfast steve
Steve: how about...chocolate chip pancakes... aaaaand wine?
Francine: ah the delta burke breakfast- good choice honey

delta burke breakfast by paprikapants October 26, 2010

second breakfast 

invented by hobbits, second breakfast is breakfast all over again

We'll just have time for second breakfast before it's time to start cooking lunch.

second breakfast by Sienna March 17, 2003

Breakfast Hoes 

A term used to define girls who are very flaky (like breakfast cereal); A group of girls who always make plans but never follow through.

"Bro these girls are breakfast hoes"
"Why?"
"Cause they're all flaky af!"

Breakfast Hoes by ClickClackRat January 3, 2015

breaker bar 

I big f*cking metal bar used to apply buttloads of torque onto stubborn/siezed nuts and bolts via a rachet socket. Saves your ass on many applications.

This bolt won't turn. Git the breaker bar.

breaker bar by sagshryjr December 24, 2008