Brandon is someone who moves from St. Petersburg Fl to Nc and is the most handsomest man you will ever meet . Once you fall in love with him you can never let him go because he is one of a kind . He does so much for everyone, is funny, family oriented, sweet and caring, charming, strong, protective, smart and just sooo much more . He loves the gym and wrestling and is just so strong . He will always be there for you when you need him and the best person in the world . He deserves EVERYTHING he has ever wanted or desired and deserves so so much . And he will marry me one day just watch heheheeeee K+B forever also quick lil shoutout to Brenda and Kyleeeee !!! and thank u for protecting me from my crazy cousinssss love u poopie butttttt
by brandonsfuturewifey March 30, 2024

by Crymsonnite December 31, 2021

A Tall, blonde twink who is obsessed with your mom jokes and Pharah from Overwatch. Thinks he's a celebrity when he really is not haha.
by BlizzyTurtleLibra May 10, 2023

brandon is a manchild who cant look you in the eyes. he is very annoying and generally hated by most. brandon is the type of guy to fall in love with a woman who is either dating or married to another guy. he usually third wheels with that woman and can't take a hint. he talks Way too much when the situation doesn't call for it. the one good thing about him is that he is packing a HUUUUUUGEEEEEE C**k
by fuck off u son of a bitch haha June 6, 2023

When one of your close friends starts dating the girl you like. Can also be known as pulled a Brandon or Brandoning someone.
Yo I heard Jeff started pulling a Brandon yesterday and started dating Tiffany even tho i liked her.
by SeñorPancakes July 27, 2020

by BrandonTheNonabrow September 12, 2022

a man who would do anything for f a m i l y. a chad who gets all the ladies but puts them aside for his f a m i l y.
joe 1: why did he give up candice
person 2: who are you and who is candice
person 3: just ask brandon G
person 2: who are you and who is candice
person 3: just ask brandon G
by #releasethenewalbum July 17, 2021
