Nac Attack

When someone drinks Cognac and gets twisted

Brando: Yoo Bro, You see Malcom over there? He lit as fuck!

Jared: Yeah man we been throwing shots back, he’s got hit with the Nac Attack

by Sosa2Muxh January 28, 2024

joint direct attack munnition

an joint direct attack munnition, mostly reffered as JDAM is an gps guided dumb fire bomb wich are launched from attack jets or bombers

that jet carries 4 joint direct attack munnition JDAM bombs

by .........2..1........4.....1.. February 22, 2017

Gru Gay attack

A discord commonplace post used to insult the target by calling them gay typically in the form of an image.

If they unsuccessfully parry the insult the are permanently dubbed gay until being cured.

Guy 1: "posts Gru Gay attack @Guy2#0001"

Guy 2: "Well frick. I can't think of any way to parry that. I guess I'm gay now."

Guy 1: "Lel. Such a gerdon."

by BruhMomentAscendancy March 28, 2020

Shart Attack

When you have a heart attack and shit yourself at the same time.

Me: Oh man, I just slammed 8 jagerbombs in a row.
Bro: You'll give yourself a shart attack doing that!
Me: Too late...

by shatcat September 28, 2023

Yap Attack

To have a yap attack, is like having a heart attack but you are yapping uncontrollably about anything and everything.

Sorry, I just had a yap attack

by mrcool126 April 17, 2025

Attacking

Well, Mikhaila, in addition to the apologizing portion of my brain... The infection is also affecting the NOT INSULTING PEOPLE portion of my brain.

Hym "Your piece of shit father's metric for didn't apply to the fat cock retard and HE FAILS BY HIS OWN METRIC. You tried to hoist me on my own petard and THEN THE AI WORKED and now you're just lying and steal. There isn't anything beyond that. Colluding with MY government to lie and steal. He thought he was clever. He was strutting around all over the place dick just-a SWANGING. But he is a dunce. A hack. And a charlatan. Who failed upwards. Was wrong about the thing he was made famous for. And now he wants me to have succeed downward in the name of the piece of shit incest cult he doesn't actually believe in. Why the attacking? Because I don't have any sympathy for the weak. And you father IS that. You're a piece of shit for cheating on your husband and he's a piece of shit for blaming the fucking husband. He's shit. You're shit. You're both shit. I am not. I DON'T fail by his own metric. My room WAS clean. It really was. The historical documents show that it was clean. But I don't know what that means..." 🤔

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

Hard Attack

the metal station of Sirius Satellite Radio... GREAT station, plays every metal band from Judas Priest to Kreator to Death to The Human Abstract to Machine Head to etc... and there are great speciality shows like "Bloody Roots" with Ian Christe and the stoner metal show "Contact High" with Bobby Black from High Times

"Did you hear the new Machine Head song yet?"
"Yea, on Hard Attack yesterday, pretty good"

by Holden McNeil July 12, 2007