Apple Head

A person usually female who has aged before their time. Most likely cause replacing water intake with methamphetamine. Causing their face to resemble a dried apple. Much like the kids game where you took a apple, dried it so it would shrink to resemble a real shrunken head. Shrinking human was practice used by cannibalistic tribe's. Apparently all the tribe's had to do was replace the victims water with meth to achieve the same results. You can find a Apple Head at any given time walking the streets of Hemet California.

Damn she looked good until I saw her face! What a Apple Head!

by Juantastic July 4, 2018

Alabama Crab Apple

To engage in oral sex immediately after anal sex.

Yeah, I was giving this girl an Alabama Crab Apple when she sucked the stink off my pud.

by Cosmixmaster June 4, 2003

Apple JacK-off's

Term coined(by my bro MMV) to describe the people who work at Apple stores. These fucking tools willl do everything in their power to NOT help you, and leave hanging out to dry. They walk around with their stupid ipod's and think they are the best thing to come along since the horseless carriage. You can get put on some list to get help , but there is no rhyme or reason to how one can get on said list. They walk past you if you need help into the back room where the gents service each others manhoods. The service needless to say eats dick just like the fucking nerds who work there, not to be critical just sayin'.

I'm dreading going to the Apple Store cause I don't wannna deal with those fucking Apple Jack-off's

by TV CAR July 25, 2010

shine your apple

To Masturbate, or have oral sex

1.wow, she just shined his apple
2.Mark is shining his apple
3.My god do you always have to shine your apple

by BlackniteZ April 5, 2007

African Apple Bob

When a gang of men (6+) gather at the end of a room while a single women lies at the other end of the room. at the blow of a whistle, the men race to see who can get their entire scrotum in the mouth of women. chin and forehead shots equal immediate disqualification. the winner gets a healthy dose of poop on the chest.

Biggy and the gang gave Teresa the African Apple Bobbing of a lifetime. she suffered a concussion and 3 broken ribs!

by mmmmmttttt January 15, 2008

Green Apple Quickstep

Squirty shits that often result in eating an Apple before its ripe. Usually come on quickly and without warning. Causing the victim to make a run for the nearest crapper.

Look at that stinky Pedro run, boy must have a case of the Green Apple Quickstep.

by its426 October 22, 2003

green apple splatters

the runs

Man I got the green apple splatters, (insert profanity here)

by Anonymous June 11, 2006