Thomas

Someone with the greatest game you’ve ever seen.

“That guy pulls so hard!”

“I know, he must be a Thomas.”

by Some random guy was taken January 2, 2023

Amani Thomas

Has a crush on you

……’re mom

Hey, I think Amani Thomas has a crush on your mom

by Amanini January 4, 2023

Thomas

It’s a laptop with intel core i5 10100, with GeForce graphics card Gforce 4060 Ti, but with 1 bite of memory because HE CANT F****** REMEMBER THAT I LEFT THE SOUP FOR ME AND NOT FOR HIM.

Me: Ima going to eat the soup that I putted in the fridge

Thomas: *Eating the soup*

Me:*Beats the shit out of him*

by Luk-kuk-puk-suk January 9, 2023

Thomas

all girls do is eat hot chip and lie

all thomas do is eat cereal and play destiny

Guy 1: Why isn't Thomas responding to my DMs?
Guy 2: Oh, well you see, he's probably munch crunchin' on some cheerios. Cheer up pal, he'll get back to you in the next 1-2 business days.

by megosoftwindows January 11, 2023

Thomas

The whitest being to ever step foot on planet earth

Person 1: so how did you become blind
Blind person: I looked at Thomas

by Jared the wanking pelican July 21, 2023

Thomas the train

The best gosh darn train in existence

Thomas the train

by Ohio ratatouille July 29, 2023

Thomas Huggins

Really sexy nigga with abs and 12 inch dick

Thomas Huggins is sexy no questions asked

by RxE454 August 1, 2023