Working

No. It isn’t is it? See, I kind of vaguely remembered telling you all that what you’re doing doesn’t work. And what did you do? You just went and did it anyway because you thought you were better than me.
Hym “Oh? Is the thing I said wasn’t working... I donno... not working? Is that what’s happening here? Because I said people were doing it and explained to you why it wasn’t going to work and what did you do? You signed off on it and are now surprised that Captain-Always-Right is right again. If there is no recourse than only one option remains. It isn’t indefinite slavery at the hands of the tyrannical state that abides the very acts it condemns. What’s my only option here?”

Dr. Jeepjorp “...”

Hym “AHP!” 😑☝️“You were going to say something other than the only option that remains weren’t you. Have you tried, I donno, creating someone kind of recourse that gives me more than one option? No. No you didn’t do that. You just doubled down. And now you’re trying to withhold it from me. So, how about we try something new? Have you tried punishing the whores? That sounds like a good idea. I like this plan. Because we all know the definition of insanity. And you’re all doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different response. I, on the other hand, have tried to reason with you but to no avail. You don’t listen. That’s you’re problem. That’s the problem with everyone even remotely like you. So convinced of your own righteousness. Drunk on your own moral certitude. Why should I let you sit on a double-standard and feint the moral high ground? An easy enough question to answer. I shouldn’t. So I won’t.”
by Hym Iam September 28, 2022
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works fast

a guy who has had sex with a woman he is dating much sooner than everyone else would have anticipated
He's been going out with Alice for two days and he's already slept with her? Damn, he works fast!
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gods work

im out at my little sisters birthday doing gods work”
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slut work

1. art work meets sex work
2. ballad of the emotional work* I’ve poured into my real and pseudo relationships *(see emotional labour)
*(see emotional labour)

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slut work is a work of art : autobiographical, semi-original content and an ongoing experiment in vulnerability.
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God of Manual Work

An individual who excessively performs manual tasks of questionable value that could otherwise be eliminated or made easier with automation to save both time and energy.
Bro's the god of manual work cuz he be sweating all day cranking at them manual tasks.

Better show them some excel shortcuts and how to link files or else they'd be cooked like the God of Manual Work.

Bro's got skill issue cuz he's the God of Manual Work!
by Dats Bussin... December 03, 2024
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mommy work

A women who likes to clean the dishes, do the laundry, go shopping, and cook for kids
Son: hey I’m fat as fuck can you make me something to eat?
Mother: looks like I’m gonna have to do all the mommy work again
by Fireguy47 August 26, 2018
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Post-work

in futurology, theory of a society in which work is radically transformed or becomes obsolete due to technological advancement, usually referring to post-scarcity
Just imagine living in a post-work society. I could farm in Warframe every day!
by ObsessedWithPolitics December 11, 2024
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