Toilet Flush Anxiety

The period of time when you couldn’t flush your poop down the first time, and when you couldn’t wait for the tank to fill back up again before a second attempt. Couldn’t flush - get anxious - attempt to flush - Repeat

A: WTF were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?
B: had a toilet flush anxiety. Still wouldn’t go down

by Fabulous Captain April 11, 2019

Tesco Toilet

a place the 3 babas go to get fried

Let’s get faded in Tesco toilet

by rubcat August 29, 2023

Party Toilet

Webster would call it a bidet, but in reality it’s a sophisticated bum cleansing device. It cleans the shit out of your booty.

Most Americans clean themselves with little wads of paper, like savages. Would you clean your body with tiny squares of paper, prone to falling apart? I think not! Why treat your bum any different?

Party toilet. Forever clean.

by SnwSkier36 December 29, 2019

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level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad

Person 1: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person 2: kys ni

by kisuuuuuu December 23, 2023

toilet scrubbing

having anal intercourse (fucking someone in the ass) with ribbed condom.

"Jee, I just can't sit right after that hardcore toilet scrubbing last night."

by rae VAN March 24, 2008

skibidi toilet

skibidi toilet is very cringe and very not good for you and your kids

i fucking hate skibidi toilet is so fucking cringe

by pponkakikakalat January 19, 2024

Toilet

Toilet is basically a thing you can pray for it. When you can’t do anything, just simply sit on the toilet and start thinking. After a couple minutes, you’ll instantly get the answer, and in the same time, your poop fell in the toilet too!

Note: Do not kick the toilet. People say you’ll get 7 years of bad luck if you break a mirror, but if you break a toilet, you’ll need to not poop for 7 years!

When you think of something, you didn’t create the content, toilet did.

by Flyluo January 26, 2021