paint eating monkey

a monkey who eats shit but really thinks its paint

look at the stupid paint eating monkey

by tamahau March 02, 2003

turd eating freak

an insult for a fat man that eats to much and goes to the bathroom often

Bob is so fat that turd eating freak

by Pamula Anderson May 27, 2006

eat a fat dick

Usually used in a derogitory self degrating manor.

"Hey you New England Patriot's Fan, you should go eat a fat dick you bitch ass mother fuckin KIKE!!!!

by Turner Houston July 26, 2006

jimmy eat world

An amazing band that you should listen to.

"Life sucks man"
"yeah, just listen to Jimmy Eat World"
"ok"

by ducktaper June 17, 2005

road eat-out

A girl getting eaten out while driving

Zunair: YO ima give dat girl road eat-out tonightt!

by cynshbail April 23, 2010

Hamster eating a banana

Small people eating big people penis.

She sucked me off like Hamster eating a banana

by Klibikis December 09, 2016

i eat babies

i eat babies is a phrase used to explain how savage or crazy you are at something.

you dont think i can hit that? i eat babies son i can hot that any day.
or
you think you can beat me? im a sasparilla son i eat babies.

by Mayniac October 09, 2008