Thomas Cowan

A thot who goes to school

Person: Look its Thomas Cowan
Person 2: Yea its the thot

by Thomas The Thot October 29, 2018

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Thomas A

The best guy in the world at baseball and very respectful and nice. He is athletic and loves basketball

Wow! He is good!! He must be Thomas A

by Goat91 November 6, 2018

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Man with unusually large penis (7-9 inches) He is the best looking man you will see and loves sports. He has big muscular lips and they are juicy. He is very tall and muscular and gets all the girls including me

Thomas is so sexy and smels good

by bigwhore666 November 8, 2018

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Thomas

A socially retarded white teenager who is captain of 4 different meme-making industries. He likes to write books and design video games for other people, but he's paid minimum wage. He claims he's good at the piano but the only songs he really even knows how to play is a shitload of nursery rhymes and All Star. When it comes to the ladies he's about as smooth as sandpaper covered in broken glass. He gets roasted on the daily by everybody in his school, but he uses their insults as an advantage to make more memes.

"Hey gee wizz, I should talk to that girl over there I like"
"Thomas, no don't. You'll act socially retarded again."
"PFFT. Nahh"
-Walks over to girl-
"...I DESPERATELY WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A SCHOOL BOY"
-Gets pepper sprayed-

by That random guy thing November 10, 2018

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